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I was at dinner the other night. At banquet. Its a class where you learn how to serve people and the new freshmen have to eat one meal a day there so the people in the class have someone to serve.

I was sitting with a few people I know(but dont really care for) and our waiter came up and starting talking to the guy next to me... Well this is how the conversation went..

Waitor: Hey mike how are you? are you comming this sunday?

Girl1: whats this sunday?

Mike: we going to church.

Girl1: oh the one here on campus?

Waitor: no a bunch of us take some cars down together.

Girl2: is there a ____church around here?

Mike: uhmmm im not sure..

Waitor: Oh I dont know... All I know is i really love jesus I just LOVE jesus

and at that point I litterly had to covor my mouth with a napkin because I thought I was going to burst out laughing. What a fucking weirdo. Iapos;m sorry but seriously? he was SOOO loud.. "I JUST LOVE JESUS" what a creeper. Honestly.

I really dont mind if yor fucking religous.. But I DONT, DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT I dont bitch about how i dont believe in god unless you ask my opionon. It honeslty bothers me when crazy ass christians are like " JESUS" okay.. We fucking get it.

am I in the wrong for laughing about what he said? the people at my table looked at me funny...but really i didnt do it on perpous it was an imediate reaction

And then yesterday after oktoberfest the kid mike kept asking me to go to this fee smors party. I might have but I jsut ate dinner and didnt need another 2000 calories so i declined the offer. Later I found out in my email THAT IT WAS A CHRISTIAN SMORS PARTY. Wtf Iapos;m soo fucking glad i didnt go. Lets pray and thank jesus for these fucking smors.

yeah okay.

call me an ass but I know you think it too...
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